Katie Sisneros
TagBeating Your Mother at Life Because You’re Not Pregnant Yet
In the sixth month of your twenty-fifth year you won a contest in which you did not, up to then, realize you were competing. You did t..
What People in Love Should Really Be Constitutionally Banned from Doing
Calling their significant other “babe,” unless said person is actually a babe. Like, wrapped in swaddling clothes.
Making their pro..
Amazon.com Reviews of my Efforts at Creating a Ponytail
(25 of 25 people found the following review helpful)
♦ Seriously difficult to watch
By: UserDude123
I got this expecting som..
What Potential Roommate Interview Questions Really Mean
1. How do you feel about personal space?
You’re entitled to your personal space, so long as it doesn’t conflict with my need for socia..
My Honest Résumé
Katie Sisneros
An Address in Minneapolis
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Less Obvious Reasons It’s Good I Don’t Have a Baby
I hate sharing food. I have Joey Tribbiani-levels of devotion to the food on my plate. If I offer you a bite, hey! Congratulations! Yo..
Six Things We’ve Learned About Creative Writing Online
We were invited to attend the Minnesota Colleges & Universities English and Writing Conference on March 30 at the Minneapolis College ..
Today I Will Make Something Beautiful
Today is the day I will create something beautiful, with my words or my body or my thoughts or maybe even my camera, if I remember to ..
Other Origin Stories Michael Bay Should Fuck Up
Michael Bay has decided that not a high enough percentage of the population of the world hates him yet, so he’s changing the origin st..
Building Something: A How-to-Not Guide
So, you want to build a thing! Well congratulations! It doesn’t really matter what it is: a swing set, a birdhouse, a non-functional b..
To Walk a Mile in Santorum’s Shoes
I don’t think you understand how hard it can be, guys. Having a patriarchal monotheistic God, who only used to talk to illiterate noma..
Subjects, In Addition to Birth Control, That These Five Men Are Prepared to Testify About
How to get more followers on Pinterest.
Belly shirts, which make them feel both angry and horny, and angry that they’re horny.
M..