Artists – Think No More! Here’s an Insta-Artist Statement
Fill in the blanks!
I am (interested in/fascinated by) _______ the (spatial noun, like “juxtaposition”) _______ of (abstract n..
Best Intrepid Teen Characters EVER
The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew
Set the mold for all intrepid teen characters to come, and considerately left a lot of room for everyon..
Favorite Books of Local Bands
Red Pens – The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen
Very Small Animal – Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
Total Babe – Lolita by Vlad..
What Your Uptown Grocery Store Says About You
Kowalski’s
Hey, moneybags! It must be nice to have such heavy pockets, huh? Sometimes you just need to grab some $6 organic tonic wat..
Celebrating International Women’s Day like a REAL Woman
Good day, fellow women! Today is International Women’s Day, the day in which we celebrate all the amazing advances the lady types have mad..
What I learned working at the Disney Store
When I was at college in Boston in the mid-90s, I worked part time at the Disney Store in Faneuil Hall Marketplace. At the time it was New..
Pros and Cons of the DPWLTF (Disney Princes We’d Like to Fuck)
Eric from The Little Mermaid
Pros:
Winning smile
Good with dogs
Nice flop in his hair
Best personality of any Disney princ..
How I Flunked an Entry-Level Dominatrix Job Interview
An unemployed friend cruising Craigslist forwarded me a posting for an entry-level dominatrix position, probably as a joke. I thought, “I’..
Like Mike Huckabee, I’d like to clear a few things up
“One of the things that is troubling is that people see a Natalie Portman or some other Hollywood starlet who boasts of, ‘Hey look, we..
A new Charlie Sheen drinking game
A current AP headline reads, “Too much Sheen: Good for ratings, bad for Sheen?” Here’s a fun way to turn that headline into a drinking..
Writer’s Block? Inspire Yourself to Blog with These Stock Photos of the Word “Blog”
The Tangential Interview: David Crosby
Thank you for taking a few minutes to talk with us, Mr. Crosby. Preparing to tour with Graham Nash, you told Rolling Stone that “Singi..