A new Charlie Sheen drinking game

A new Charlie Sheen drinking game


A current AP headline reads, “Too much Sheen: Good for ratings, bad for Sheen?” Here’s a fun way to turn that headline into a drinking game with your friends!

1. Sit in a circle, and choose someone to take the first turn.

2. That person calls out the name of a person known to everyone in the circle. It could be a famous person (dead or alive), a fictional character, or one of your personal friends (or enemies, or frenemies).

3. Everyone tries to complete the headline: “Too much [name]: Good for [blank], bad for [name]?”

4. The first one to complete the headline in a way that makes sense doesn’t drink. Everyone else, bottoms up!

5. The person who won that round calls out a name to start the next round.

To give you a better idea, here’s how it might go.

“Okay, Becky, you go first.”

“Justin Bieber!”

“Ooh, good one!”

“Um…too much Bieber: Good for Canada, bad for Bieber?”

“Nice one, Katie! [drinks] Okay, give us another name.”

“Um…Natalie Portman!”

“I’ve got it! Too much Portman: Good for pregnancy fetishists, bad for Portman?”

“Wow. [drinks]”

“That’s disturbing. [drinks]”

“Okay, next I’ll say…Wilford Brimley!”

“Too much Brimley: Good for regularity, bad for Brimley?”

“Um, what?”

“You know, because he sells oatmeal. So, like, regularity? Like, it keeps your bowel movements regular?”

“Oh, gross!”

“Yep, it sure is! Now drink up, bitches!”

Jay Gabler

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