Television
CategoryOne Compulsive TV Watcher’s 2012 Fantasy Emmy Noms
Outstanding Drama Series
Game of Thrones (HBO)
The Good Wife (CBS)
Homeland (SHO)
Justified (FX)
Luck (HBO)
Mad Men ..
Do You Want to Be My TV Friend?
Do you love to watch TV shows all in a row, and often grow to feel like the characters are your family members? Are you fairly indiscrim..
Comprehensive List of Blog Posts Not Yet Written About Girls
The lesson of Girls: How to get your sleeping boyfriend’s leg off your naked body without flashing your vajeen at the camera in the ce..
How to Get Movie or TV Characters to Come to Your Party
1. First of all, you’re going to need more space. That crowded basement or garage isn’t going to cut it: you’ll need a warehouse (idea..
Why Top Model Shouldn’t End
Ever since Tyra Banks fired the main Top Model judges (Nigel Barker, J. Alexander and Jay Manuel) people have been joking about the loud..
America’s Next Top Model Finale Recap: An “Illuminata” Princess is Crowned
She flirted with it all season, but I really have to give props to Tyra for taking until the finale to directly compare the season’s B..
The Dawson’s Creek Guide to Social Etiquette
-If you need to have a tense conversation with someone (that may or may not turn sexual), just wait by the dock. They’ll come.
-Boy..
America’s Next Top Model Recap: The Sweet Smell of Third Place
First off, let me apologize for missing last week’s recap. I didn’t see the episode until the weekend, and by that point it seemed a littl..
In Defense of Glee
I don’t watch Glee regularly, in the way that people obsessed with Mad Men watch Mad Men, but when the option to watch Glee arrives, I a..
The Uncanny Similarities Between the Characters in Lena Dunham’s “Girls” and Anton Chekhov’s “Three Sisters”
The Rapidly-Becoming-Disillusioned One
The Three Sisters: Irina Sergeyevna Prozorova
Girls: Hannah Horvath
Similarities: Both..
America’s Next Top Model Recap: Don’t Have Macau, Man!
The last two episodes of Top Model have been so low-key and normal that I’m starting to get flashbacks to seasons 2 & 3. While we’ll never..
America’s Next Top Model Recap: A Fiercely Real Goodbye
By this point I’m so used to covering my face in horror and shame at Tyra’s attention-grabbing antics (don’t ever change, Ty) that I’m nev..