Some brilliant bastard convinced humans they need to pay exorbitant amounts of money for big sheets of toilet paper to put inside boxes.

— megan weisenberger (@foyobli) December 24, 2013

Glad I'm not a celebrity because they get the dumbest instagram comments

— Sarah Harper (@s424h) December 19, 2013

i have made my peace with seeing a kinda bad therapist, but the complete lack of tissues in her office today is a new low

— Ruth Curry (@RuthCurry) December 19, 2013

i have a sweater that i sleep in and i wear it to school at least once a week, it's like an inside joke with myself "hey i slept in this!!"

— Margot Teenenbaum (@teenenbaum) December 17, 2013

I think the only thing I hate-read today was an inspirational saying on a Yogi tea-bag tag

— Maggie Lange (@maggielange) December 16, 2013

Showering as a means of procrastination- we've all done it.

— Tess Van Schepen (@delicaTESSn) December 15, 2013

I don't get why taking your kids to sit on some strange man's lap is still a thing.

— Sheila Regan (@Sheila_Regan) December 7, 2013

my favorite vines are the ones where it's like "you think i'm gonna do homework? *jump cut* oh nuh uh *dances* and they have like 300k likes

— jon hendren (@fart) December 6, 2013

CAN YOU PLEASE NOT WATCH ME WHEN I PARK?

— Liz Welle (@LizWelle) December 5, 2013

I'm going to sit on this couch in crate & barrel until everyone starts thinking of it as my couch.

— Jessica Cabot (@jessicacabot) December 2, 2013

– Compiled by @JayGabler