Imagined Conversations
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“Why are we sleeping in a tent in the barn?”
“Give those here.”
“What?”
“The Oreos. Give them here.”
“Here you go, you fre..
An Open Letter to Kylie Cinnamon Snow
I’ve only known of you a month but I feel like we’ve been through so much together. That said, I feel like our relationship..
“The Insomnia of George Lucas,” by David Foster Wallace
Lucas turns and tosses in his two-piece button-down pajamas, his grey curls burrowed into his feather pillow. He thinks of his mother, and..
Famous quotes, corrected
Mark Twain
PURPORTED: “Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.”
ACTUAL: “”
Rhett Butler
PURPORTED: “Frankly, Scarlett..
The Miley Cyrus Diaries (excerpt)
“Wow. Miley Cyrus covers Nirvana. Not the best way to start my day.” – David McCrindle, Twitter
I’m the brunette one. Or the blonde..
Guessing How Many Sexual Partners People Who Buy These Forever 21 Products Had in the Past Year
Trivia: Liked Switchfoot back in the day
Trivia: This will get dirty whil..
I am a tiger mom to my rubber plant
I will not accept anything less than you being the tallest rubber plant in this room. Failure is not an option.
You are my only rubber ..
The Future of Talking About the Future of The Novel
Yesterday, the New York Observer published Does the Novel Have a Future? The Answer is In This Essay! by recent lit star/ guy my boyf..
Thoughts on My Next Tweet
First of all, “I’d watch anything with party supplies.” This could have two possible meanings:
1) I would watch any kind of program or ..
Finally, Questions Posed by Popular Songs – Answered!
Who let the dogs out? It was actually a dog. The “leader of the pack” had been planning their escape for months. It involved hard spag..
Tangential Mad Libs: Please Don’t Touch Me There
Woah there, ___(powerful animal)___, chill out for a second. I appreciate your ___(adjective)___, but I think it’d be best if you kep..
Four of TV’s most famously oversexed women meet for lunch
samantha from sex and the city: “What are you ladies ordering? Is it just me, or do ‘carrot shoots’ sound deliciously phallic?”
mon..