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CategoryTen Best McDonald’s Happy Meal Toys EVER
10. Berenstain Bears
I always liked the idea of everyone in the family being called by their role instead of their name. Why stop at Mom ..
Emily’s Wacky Wednesday Internets Round-Up
I don’t know about you guys, but I am always trying to find more ways to get Becky to like me. That’s why I invented (what I can hopef..
Shower Gloves and Other Neat Hygiene Secrets I learned from Strippers, Gay Dudes and Soldiers
I’ve always been taught to “walk with beggars and with kings,” which basically means that no matter who you’re dealing with, they have s..
Creating Online Dating Profiles for People I Don’t Like
Christopher:
Average guy seeking good, Catholic girl to have my children and laugh at my racist jokes. Tall blondes preferred…
Your Sister’s Getting Married: 15 Ways to Ruin Her Wedding
1. Coordinate with an Dateline’s “To Catch a Predator” so the jailbait and pedo just so happens to be at the wedding when the crew sh..
How’s Our First Post-Rebecca Black Friday Going?
This week, Rebecca Black’s “Friday” was discovered, effectively making every friday into Black Friday. The world is truly a changed pl..
Pros and Cons of the Hot Dude Literary Characters We’d Like to Fuck
Holden Caulfield from Catcher in the Rye:
Pros:
Charming sarcasm
Hates phonies
Invented brooding sexy
Is cute with his little sis..
Sex, Drugs, Melting Snow: Cool Shit Going Down at This Week’s MXMW
Mid By Midwest is an annual event where Midwesterners from the middle of the snow-covered region do the same stuff they do the rest..
Jay Gabler’s Guatemala: What is the essence of Guatemala?
Our journey upstream continues. The days and the nights drift by. We live on nuts and berries. Fortunately, we happened upon a peddler..
How to Be 17 and Unimportant
1. Don’t have a car.
This isn’t the most important way to be unimportant, but it helps. To be safe, also don’t have a friend who bums..
Secret codes used for promotional purposes: From secret decoder rings to QR codes
Puzzles: Jigsaws, word finds, word jumbles, crosswords, etc.
First appearance: 19th century.
Security: Varies.
Reward: Low…
A Guide to Quitting Smoking
You have to quit smoking at some point. Not today maybe, but definitely before you turn 30. Smoking is totally cool during your teens ..