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Search for the America’s Coolest Culo
Hola culolitas! Is the world not ready for your jelly? Then this is the competition for you. We’l..
Pros and Cons of the Hot Dude Literary Characters We’d Like to Fuck
Holden Caulfield from Catcher in the Rye:
Pros:
Charming sarcasm
Hates phonies
Invented brooding sexy
Is cute with his little sis..
Things Tyra Banks Might Say About Rihanna’s Vogue Shoot
Pop superstar Rihanna is currently turning heads on the cover of Vogue, but we at the Tangential wonder what everybody’s favorite supermod..
Types of People You Become Friends with In College Cuz You’re Nervous and Don’t Know Anyone
The Nympho Who Loves Edgar Allen Poe: This chick bought all the “deep” posters she could at the campus fair. What’s up Einstein! What’..
Alternate names considered for Tim McGraw’s “Emotional Traffic” tour
Soul Gridlock
My Stop and Go Heart
Your Body is an Entrance Ramp
Gas Brake Honky Tonk
Lifelong Carpool
Four-Way Stomp O..
A Guide to 21st Century Fears
Supermoons: While this sounds both delicious (lime-flavored?) and fun (is it the latest indie band/inflatable playground accessory?), Su..
Most Annoying TV Characters EVER
Annie Camden from 7th Heaven: It’s really hard to pick a least favorite character from 7th Heaven. Between Lucy’s annoying bangs/inexpli..
Best precocious child characters ever
Marcus from About a Boy
This little sweetheart with a bowl cut and an endless supply of hippie knitwear cared so much about his sui..
The Ten Least Ethnic Restaurants in the Twin Cities
1. Hooters
2. Common Roots Cafe
3. Jamba Juice
4. Joe Senser’s Sports Theater Restaurant
5. The Lexington
6. Mac’s Indu..
An Imagined Conversation Between Beyonce and Diplo
The internet is ablaze with rumors that Diplo will be working alongside Beyonce on the singer’s upcoming 4th studio album. Sources say t..
X-RATED Valentines
Valentine’s Day as a grown up is tough. It’s not just about putting a Power Ranger card with a Ring Pop attached to it in all your classma..
4 Traits of My Evolutionarily-Superior Future Child
A famous philosopher once said, “I believe that children are the future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.” That’s lovely of cou..