Every one of us, at some point, comes to the conclusion that it is a good idea to karaoke Bonnie Tyler’s seminal hit “Total Eclipse of the..
If your top three list of the most terrifying things you can think of doesn’t consist of 1) the deep ocean, 2) trying to escape a cornfiel..
I don’t know the circumstances under which my mom stopped going to college in the late 70s. She had a full ride scholarship to Kearney Sta..
So you’ve decided to earn a PhD in English, huh? Whether you’re beating the boss level of English degrees (having already rescued the prin..
1. “Family eating dinner”
On a 1-10 scale of how graphic family dinners typically get, I’m guessing this is a…3?
Any time a drunk moron is sloshing a bottle of Bud Lite around while gesticulating wildly at a karaoke bar, s/he is probably doing so beca..
Hey there, buddy. You’re probably wondering why I asked you here today. Two reasons: 1) We need to talk. 2) You’re physically attached to ..
It’s an elite group, Katie’s Crushes. Not because I’m picky (I am) or generally hate most people I encounter (I do), but because I’m so be..
In which Katie drinks every time she feels confused by how unconfused she is by her sexual feelings toward Neil Degrasse Tyson, and occasi..
All of his photos are angled downward. Which means he’s probably shorter than everyone who’s ever taken a picture of him ever.
Check out weather.com to make yourself feel like a badass. Find the 10-day forecast for places where it’s much warmer than where you a..
A video montage, set to music by Sarah McLachlan, of all the cushions, legs, and stuffed animals his pro-neutering advocacy saved from..