Subjects of Great Interest
CategoryNicholas Sparks Movies Make Me Hate My Life
I saw that new Nicholas Sparks movie last night after drooling over the trailer for about a month. If you’re unaware of it, it’s call..
How Wisconsin Dells Heightened My Dreadlock Complex
I recently bought a Wisconsin Dells weekend getaway Groupon so that my roommates and I could live out our childhood water park fantasi..
What’s the Deal With Chuck Klosterman’s Fiction?
Like many of his beloved ‘80s hair metal bands suffering through mid-career artistic crises, Chuck Klosterman’s novel-writing period is li..
Is Introversion Learned or Is It Something You’re Born With?
When I was growing up, my sisters, 7 and 8 years older than me, shared a bedroom, which was something I was very jealous of. I would h..
If You Stare at Your Cat
If you stare at your cat, you might start to think she looks like a little person covered in fur. The longer you stare, the more you m..
Does it Mean You’re Dumb if You’re Bad at Trivia?
This question has been on my mind lately – by that I mean every Wednesday night, as I contribute next to nothing to a trivia team I go..
To Walk a Mile in Santorum’s Shoes
I don’t think you understand how hard it can be, guys. Having a patriarchal monotheistic God, who only used to talk to illiterate noma..
In Defense of Small Boobs
By a noticeable majority, the women I’ve bedded have been big in the bust.
This isn’t me bragging.
Nor is it necessarily preference…
Everything I Know About Suicide I Learned From The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills
Last summer, Russell Armstrong, the husband of huge-lipped Bravo celebrity housewife Taylor Armstrong, hanged himself. This event came..
I Just Unsubscribed From a Friend Who Posted a Photo of Himself and Rick Santorum
Why didn’t you delete that bastard, Dunstan?
And, well, you see, it’s complicated.
Ok, yes, Santorum..
If Recent Decades Were Talking Dolls
80s – “Dancing Cocaine Reagan”: Pull the string on his back and he’ll snort a line, enact a lower marginal tax rate, and do that awk..
Contradictory Lessons from my Biracial Upbringing
I grapple on a daily basis with polar impulses inherited from my Egyptian father and Norwegian mother. For recurring real-life scenari..