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CategoryFive guys I’d go at least conceptually gay for
1. Philip Glass. Okay, I wouldn’t actually go gay for Philip Glass. But conceptually, I definitely would. What a badass.
2. Dav..
My five most memorable experiences with marijuana
My first time
One of my best friends in college was (and remains) a serious weed-smoker—serious both in the sense that he smokes a lo..
Medical Studies: Not as Glamorous as You’d Think.
I was poor in 2007. Not any poorer than I am now, and if we take net worth into consideration I was actually far more wealthy then. Regar..
Why Zoos and Museums are Creepy
Don’t get me wrong. I love both zoos and museums. Why, last time I went to an art museum I got kicked out of the hammock room and told..
What It Means to Be a Girl
You will never get iced. That’s for bros.
In your relationships, you will always become “the nagging one.”
You will receive piggybac..
Why You Might Think I’m a Lesbian
1. I dress like a fourteen year old boy. Fashion isn’t exactly my forte, as evidenced by the stack of nine boyfriend-style t-shirts from T..
My Gaydar is Out of Control
I’m going to admit it: I have an over-active gaydar. My friends have been telling me this for years after I’ve drunkenly pulled them a..
Fast Times at Hoesville High
I attended Roseville high school, which sits in a suburb between Minneapolis and St. Paul, and also on a latitude line, which is why our..
Youth Group Sucks
As a kid, wednesdays were my least favorite day of the week because that was Youth Group day. My parents – slightly lapsed Catholics -..
Twelve reasons you might think I’m gay, presented in order of increasing gayness
12. I’m 35 years old and I’ve never been married. In Minnesota, that’s going to make people wonder.
11. My college major was early ..
Even The Sports I Played Were Super Dorky: Another Athletic Failures Confession
To round out this week’s un-official, or at least un-premeditated, Tangential theme Bad At Sports (or “sport” for our readers in the U..
What you’re wearing, and what it says about our likelihood of making a love connection
This table doesn’t represent any value judgments; rather, it represents data from many years of empirical observations about what women wh..