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How I Would Make Love to Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker
- Put on a little light jazz, pop a few Diet Cokes in the ice bucket, remove all my clothing except a “Teach Me How to Bucky” T-shirt, ..
Things Gene Siskel Used to Say That Make Roger Ebert Secretly Glad Siskel’s Dead
“Hey, four-eyes! How’s it going? Oh, come on. Don’t be like that. Call me ‘Baldy’! Here, rub my head. Like, give me a noogie. Come on!..
Teachers Teach Better When They Have Secret Crushes On Students
Whenever I tell people my line of work, they look at me, see my age, and usually ask a variation on the next question: “So are you lik..