8 Things that Might Happen in the New Star Wars
1. The soundtrack will be the original John Williams music as covered by Ryan Adams
2. Emoji subtitles
3. The dark side will be bree..
How We Imagine Harry Potter is Spending his 35th Birthday
Experiencing erectile dysfunction due to mid-life malaise.
Watching Albus Severus’s Quidditch game and muttering “I would have caught t..
We Tried to Think of Punny Ways to Say “Gale is Hotter than Peeta”
-I have a full Gale-force boner
-Gale… more like… Waaaale you go out with me?
-Don’t want that Peeta up in my hummus.
Proposed Features of The Tangential Pavilion at the Minnesota World’s Fair
Walk-in freezer winter obstacle course. Hate your life during 45 minutes of fun and adventure!
Invasive carp tacos.
Things Minnesotans Get Emotional About
Being more than a flyover state
New foods at the Minnesota State Fair
Condo construction in Di..
“The Fault In Our Stars” Survival Guide
However useless I would be in the event of plagues, natural disasters and the like, I am your best friend when it comes to social phenomen..
My Internal Tweet Monologue During “Divergent”
No mystery behind teen apocalypse phenom: Your feelings are literally the center of the world & u get hot bf. SOLD.
Gasp! It’s Rose! Wh..
90th Birthday Gifts for Bob Barker
A video montage, set to music by Sarah McLachlan, of all the cushions, legs, and stuffed animals his pro-neutering advocacy saved from..
Messages to Have Laser-Engraved On Your iPad Mini
My other iPad is huge I promise.
Please fill the void.
Here lies print.
Come at me, Kindle.
Dick may be larger than i..
“The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” Gets SQUEEE! Stars Out of Ten
It’s hard to think of another time I’ve been so relieved walking out of a movie theater. Book-to-movie adaptations are hard, and a ser..
Why Yes, In Fact the Hunger Games Victory Tour WAS the Best Thing Ever, Thanks For Asking
In my young life I have seen and felt both the power of the Internet and that of hormonal teenagers. I have been those hormones. I hav..
Flaws That “Freaks” Have On Shows About Rich, Gorgeous Teens
Parents who are both of the same race
Eyebrows that haven’t be..