• We out and said it. “Dogs are full of tricks.”

• Jay Gabler’s review of SXSW basically compared it to a sex party with free meatballs.

• Apparently there is a real life Giggle Factory.

• We learned a new way to express anger: Creating online dating profiles for people we don’t like.

• You shouldn’t use a baby voice. But here’s when it’s kinda, sorta ok.

• Remember McDonald’s Happy Meal toys? Like, seriously, ‘member ’em?

• Boys like to jam with the door open, they don’t like lipstick, and other things you find out from living with a bunch of dudes.

• We learned a lot about Katie’s nose-picking habit when she told us what it’s like to live alone.

• Well gee. So pap smears aren’t named after the Human Papilloma Virus? Well, just what are they then?

• Megan Boyle is not just an Internet writer with cute bangs. She is also a life, ball and glasses saver.

• We unrepressed some of our memories of the suburbs to talk about the types of families that made us come over and eat weird food.

• Turns out when DJs at the Triple Rock have their headphones off, they’re basically DTF with your DSLs.

Godspeed and have a good weekend, y’all. And DJs, for chrissake, play “Friday” by Rebecca Black for just one more week. Please.

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