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TagA Somewhat Comprehensive List of Reasons Why I Envy Women
-You got to grow up wearing Lip Smackers. I was always secretly hoping men would try to get in on this because they smelled delicious ..
Other Latin-American-Themed Names for New XBox Consoles
In Microsoft’s peculiar fashion of having codenames of Latin American origin (with Kinect’s original Natal name originating from a city in..
Twitter Handle Suggestions for Demi Moore, Formerly @MrsKutcher
@25andYoungerPlz
@BroSafari
@MyButtIsPlastic
@RumorsMom
@DemiWho
@SexandPottery
@TakeMeBackBruce
@NotKyleR..
In Defense of Community: Why It’s The Best Comedy on TV
At what point is it fair to criticize a television show for it not being exactly what you want it to be? I asked myself this question earl..
Our Best Guesses at Song Titles on the Upcoming She & Him Christmas Album
”I Wear My Bowtie at Christmas”
“Christmas is So Muffinville!”
“Snowshoeing Across The Park to Hold Your Hand”
”Christmas T..
Cute Things To Post on Social Media To Make People Unsure If You’ve Been Hacked or Not
Free iPad! Just visit here and answer this survey about getting your mom pregnant!
Look at this funny picture of you! It made me RO..
11 Stupid Things I Collected as a Child
Beanie Babies
I spent every Saturday morning in 1997 and 1998 digging though a crib full of freshly shipped beanbag animals alongsi..
What pop music history would have looked like if Enrique Iglesias’s “Tonight (I’m Fucking/Loving You)” language split had been available in previous generations
The Beatles, “Fuck Me Do”
Stevie Wonder, “I Just Called to Say I’d Fuck You”
Whitney Houston, “I Will Always Fuck You”
Fleetwood Mac, “..
Services Menu at The Tangential Inner Beauty Salon (Midwest Location)
Welcome to The Tangential Inner Beauty Salon. Before you enter the premises please remove your shoes as we believe that dirt from the so..
Suggestions for Other Celebrities Who Want to “Swag” Their Name like Diddy
Chris Brown: Bruiser
Sarah Palin: Crude Oil
Tim Pawlenty: Michael Bay
Gwyneth Paltrow: Goop
Justin Bieber: Sparkle
Mart..
A Peek Inside the Schedule of a Daytime TV Watcher
8 AM: You’re probably not up yet. If you are, you’re maybe a bit curious to see if Willard Scott is still on Today shouting out 110-ye..
5 Women I’d Go Straight For
1. Rihanna – This pick is really easy because Rihanna is the exact perfect blend of overt sexuality and borderline madness that makes ..