The 1990s Project: Dr. Dre’s “The Chronic”
It’s been almost 20 years since that innocent year Snoop referred to as the Nine-Deuce, when we romped about Compton fucking bitches, ..
The Miley Cyrus Diaries (excerpt)
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I’m the brunette one. Or the blonde..
On GChat Literature
I thoughtlessly used the phrase “GChat Literature” when I was trying to explain over tacos how, on the Internet, there is a movement..
Facebook Questions The Government Could Use to Crack Down on “Miscreants”
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Names of PBS programs if government funding is cut off
Ikea Roadshow
KC Masterpiece Sauce Theater
Clifford the Doublemint Dog
Tavis Smiley, presented by St. Paul Orthodontics
Xc..
Failure at a Timely and Satirical Blog on the Death of Osama bin Laden
To make a point of writing on a regular basis is to live in perpetual fear that some significant event is going to happen that will fo..
New Things We Can Start a War On Now that Osama is Dead
TERRORISM IS OVER! But what can we rally the people against now?
Vending machines. Clearly being able to put quarters in a hum..
An introduction to Dr. Who, by someone who’s never seen Dr. Who
So there’s this British guy named Dr. Who, and he can travel through time and across space. He often dies and gets reincarnated in a d..
How to Be Distracted
First, you need to have something you’re supposed to do. Otherwise you’re just bored. To truly excel at being distracted, you need to ..
Our best guesses as to why snow is falling in Minneapolis on May 1
Disappearance of crunch wrap from the Five Buck Box at the Franklin Avenue Taco Bell displeases Tlaloc
Because there is a darkness ..
Decoding phrases commonly found in Rolling Stone magazine
“Happier than ever”: Still alive.
“Strikes back”: Responds to leaks of naked pictures by posing for almost-naked pictures.
“Mons..
Ten annoyingly pretentious things people do when they’re naming their bands or other artistic endeavors
All caps. I’m looking at you, YACHT, WIN WIN, YELLE, and GAYNGS. Why are you yelling at us? Are your names acronyms that you just haven’t ..