Best/Realest Tweets of the Week, 3/3-3/9/13
skipping first period to get dunkin donuts is iconic
— alessandra cat (@alessandradite) March 4, 2013
I caught my insane ex going through my garbage, but I guess that’s what I get for dating a raccoon.
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) March 4, 2013
They say that man is the most dangerous game, but I think “dirty hypodermic needle Jenga” is probably pretty far up there.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) March 5, 2013
An app that tells you how Raven something is.
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) March 5, 2013
I haven’t had the Cool Ranch Doritos Loco Taco yet; no spoilers.
— Katie Sisneros (@katiesisneros) March 6, 2013
I don’t care how much cancer you cure, coconut water. You taste like semen.
— Nicole James (@thatwhitebitch) March 7, 2013
If I told you the guy from Fun. was a royal whipping boy in his past life, you’d be all “Okay yeah, I could see that.”
— Sean (@SeanBlazed) March 7, 2013
set fire to my gmail
— Mira Gonzalez (@miragonz) March 7, 2013
still like dirty projectors but i am certain those girls record tracks while painfully handcuffed to a radiator
— Rachel Sanders (@rachelysanders) March 7, 2013
The day I learned about masturbation is when I really started coming into my own.
— rachel lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel) March 7, 2013
Unpopular opinion but freelance writers who rant about paying their bills constantly might want to just consider something else for money?
— Becky Lang (@leckybang) March 8, 2013
Making a living off another skill seems an easier battle that being indignant at a poor publishing industry nonstop.
— Becky Lang (@leckybang) March 8, 2013
Every city’s “historic waterfront” is exactly exactly the same.
— Rachel Fershleiser (@RachelFersh) March 9, 2013
– Compiled by @JayGabler