2011
In Defense of Being a Guy with a Lot of Female Friends
In their “Non-Exhaustive List of Things I Don’t Understand About Dudes,” the PhiLOLZophy bloggers included “only having female friends.” T..
Pros and Cons of Being a Snowman
Pros
High approval ratings
Process of creation features soothing full-body patdown
Constant pipe smoking considered a charmin..
The 12 Days of Depression
(For full effect, sing to the popular tune of that yuletide numerology hit)
Day 1: On the first day of Depression, my true love gav..
List of Requests for the Children I am Babysitting
1. Do not pee or poop
I haven’t checked in lately so I don’t know exactly where you kids are with stuff like, “can you pee by yoursel..
Best/Realest Tweets of the Week, 11/27-12/3/11
– Compiled by @JayGabler
What I’m Actually Thinking When I’m Watching the Concert I’m Supposed to Review
Man, look at that dude holding his guitar…He looks cool as fuck…I wanna do that…Big time…I should go home and practice. Shit, what was..
10 Anxieties I Have About Grocery Shopping
1. I will accidentally “overindulge” by buying expensive greek yogurt and some kind of exotic vegetable, all out of a fruitless quest ..
Why I Love Christmas
Hi, I’m Katie Sisneros, and I’m an atheist. I’m pretty vocal about this, so if you’re among my group of friends and family that might ..
Pros and Cons of Living in a Studio Apartment
Pros:
-It’s kind of like having the biggest dorm room on the floor, all to yourself, with a bathroom and kitchen.
-Being able to sta..
Possible Brand Names for a Vajazzler for Men
Vaballzler™
Magic Wand™
Docking Lights™
Scrotastic™
For Skin™
DickFancier™
Ball Peen Glamour™
Urekra!™
Jewel o..
Unearthed: My Roommates’ Failed Plan to Have Me Do Ecstasy in Duluth
In fall 2008, at the tender age of 33, I was sharing an apartment in Minneapolis with two women from Duluth. Although I’d never met ei..
It’s Christmastime! Here are 5 Things I Hate About the Holidays
1. They’re expensive
Some of you out there might make “mad bank” from Christmas because you have 12 rich relatives who hand you car..