Yearly Archives:
2011
Excerpts from an Amateur British Cheese Diary
Leicester: From Amber Valley Farms, in Derbyshire, UK. Pronounced “Lester,” not “Lie-Chester,” like a creepy pedophile and not a dog ..
My car has been violated
This is not cool, bro. Took my driver’s-side mirror right the fuck off. Hanging by an electrical cord. If it wasn’t motorized, that shit..
Evolution of a Facebook Note
A Facebook note is like a tiny protozoa, efficient and self-contained until time and the Internet Rules of Increased Specificity eventuall..
This is my scene
My room is my scene. It’s my scene, okay? I’m hanging out with my people here. It’s me and my people. So if you’re one of my people, I w..
Creepy Video of the Day
Is it new? Is it old? Is it postmodern? By Ashleigh Nankivell, it won first place in some internet contest of the internets.
Names We Considered Calling this Blog
Clyde
Impregnated Fortress
Trill City
Shitty of Lakes
Three Loko
Daily Afflictations
Post-Modern Toasties
Brunch Balls
Bur..
We wanted to call this blog The Impregnated Fortress
But we’re still looking for a name.