How My iPod Listening Selection Influences My Grocery Purchases

How My iPod Listening Selection Influences My Grocery Purchases


Bon Iver or Fleet Foxes

  • Fresh produce, but not, like, tomatoes and grapes. I want the more obscure stuff; the “underrated” ones like rhubarb, avocado, and anything that still tastes like earth.
  • Fair trade coffee. All proceeds go toward buying cabin recording studios for musically inclined Colombian children.
  • Vegan queso dip
  • Some sort of local beer from a brewery nobody’s ever heard of. It probably has hints of tears and snow.
  • Beard trimmer…ha ha, NOT!

Atmosphere or The Roots

  • Swisher Sweets (you can keep the tobacco, alls I need is the wrap)
  • Meat. Prolly like steak or something, LOL.
  • Gin and juice
  • Chips and candy
  • Do they sell Timberlands at the grocery store? ‘Cuz I need some.
  • Hennessy

Ke$ha or Skrillex

  • Diet pills
  • Jolt, Red Bull, or and 5 Hour Energy
  • Limes
  • Cocaine (I’m obviously at the Rainbow in Midway)
  • Frozen Taco Bell burritos (for later)
  • Plunger for the toilet that I will vom into/around (also for later)

Gayngs, The XX, or Frank Ocean

  • Pourable chocolate sauce
  • Condoms

Kelsey McDonough