Kelsey McDonough
TagOn Having the Most Common Birthday
Today, October 5th, is my birthday. It has been that way my whole life. It’s a great day, factually speaking; you can’t argue with tha..
Kelsey McDonough’s Realest Tweets of the Spring
Bunnies to mah left. Bunnies to mah right. (June 4)
I guess I just don’t really care about M. Ward. (June 4)
If canned tuna ever..
What’s Hot This Summer
Memes on mudflaps
Bud Light Platinum, straight up with two olives
Peen coozies
Mariachi pontoon parties
Jamba Juice with A..
Things we’re genuinely curious as to whether, and under what circumstances, people have ever been stabbed to death with
Giant novelty scissors for a ribbon-cutting ceremony
The stem of a plant-watering glass bulb
Any of the knives we currently own
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Pros & Cons of Tucking Your Shirt into Your Undies
Pros
- Shirt’s not goin’ anywhere.
- Makes you feel like a grownup, ‘cuz hey, you tucked your shirt in. Now go research mortgage rat..
How Wisconsin Dells Heightened My Dreadlock Complex
I recently bought a Wisconsin Dells weekend getaway Groupon so that my roommates and I could live out our childhood water park fantasi..
Suggested Track Listing for Carly Rae Jepsen’s Covers Album
God Bless the U.S.A. Maybe (Lee Greenwood)
Get Out of My Dreams, Get Into My Car Maybe (Billy Ocean)
I Kissed a Girl Maybe (Katy..
How to Make Love to Your Hunger Games Fan
Make her feel like the chosen one
Put some golden tattoos on your face and dye your hair blue when you tell her she has been selected..
How to Digitally Butter Me Up
Take a photo just for me
When you text me a funny photo of the crazy lady at your bus stop wearing a Hefty bag as her only form of clot..
Thank You for Noticing My Sunburn
“Oh, yikes!” **Ouchy/grimace face** “You, my friend, are sunburned.”
OMG! You noticed! Thank god! I mean, I laid outside at the pool li..
Proof That I Haven’t Quite Made It To Adulthood, According To My Mother
- I sent out an excited mass text to everyone in my cell phone when I got “High School Musical on Ice” tickets for Christmas.
- Talk ra..
Valentines From a Single Gal
“I wore this ridi..