Today, October 5th, is my birthday. It has been that way my whole life. It’s a great day, factually speaking; you can’t argue with tha..
Bunnies to mah left. Bunnies to mah right. (June 4)
I guess I just don’t really care about M. Ward. (June 4)
If canned tuna ever..
Memes on mudflaps
Bud Light Platinum, straight up with two olives
Mariachi pontoon parties
Jamba Juice with A..
Giant novelty scissors for a ribbon-cutting ceremony
The stem of a plant-watering glass bulb
Any of the knives we currently own
- Shirt’s not goin’ anywhere.
- Makes you feel like a grownup, ‘cuz hey, you tucked your shirt in. Now go research mortgage rat..
I recently bought a Wisconsin Dells weekend getaway Groupon so that my roommates and I could live out our childhood water park fantasi..
God Bless the U.S.A. Maybe (Lee Greenwood)
Get Out of My Dreams, Get Into My Car Maybe (Billy Ocean)
I Kissed a Girl Maybe (Katy..
Make her feel like the chosen one
Put some golden tattoos on your face and dye your hair blue when you tell her she has been selected..
Take a photo just for me
When you text me a funny photo of the crazy lady at your bus stop wearing a Hefty bag as her only form of clot..
“Oh, yikes!” **Ouchy/grimace face** “You, my friend, are sunburned.”
OMG! You noticed! Thank god! I mean, I laid outside at the pool li..
- I sent out an excited mass text to everyone in my cell phone when I got “High School Musical on Ice” tickets for Christmas.
- Talk ra..
“I wore this ridi..