Want s’more? Yeah, you do. My butter brickle bonfire is about to thunder your brownie! I’m craving those berries, turtle dove, and I’m not going to be cordial about it. I can’t wait to overload your cookies with some cream.

My awesome butterfinger is your dream volcano, shortcake. Now cup my double peanuts in your strawberry dough, and we’ll ride this rocky road to toffee pie delight!

I want to lick your Oreoles. Your sweet raspberry coconuts feel like marshmallow fudge, and they’re making my cashew brickle. Your hair is a chocolate heath, and my pecan’s peekin’ at your sweet caramel-covered almond eclair.

My spoon is individually wrapped, and I am ready to join Team Scoopie.

– Jay Gabler