Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! On behalf of Gary, Bonnie, and the entire exhibitionist community, I’m very pleased and honored to welcome you to tonight’s performance of the timeless classic, Reverse Cowgirl. Gary and Bonnie have been performing this piece together for years, and I think you’ll find it a very erotic, even emotional, experience.

But first, I’d like to acknowledge some special guests we have in the audience tonight. Mary Beth Wilhelm is celebrating her birthday tonight! Happy birthday, Mary Beth. John King, also celebrating a birthday. John, we’re pleased you chose to watch Gary and Bonnie fuck on your special day. And Kirk Hagerman, also celebrating his birthday. Kirk, we wish you all the best.

We also have a couple of anniversaries being celebrated tonight. Rich and Andrea are celebrating their third anniversary tonight—couple of young lovers! But if you really want to talk about stamina, talk about Jeff and Cindy. Those crazy kids are celebrating their 60th anniversary tonight. Let’s give them a big hand! If you two get a little excited and need to leave early, well, we certainly understand.

I’d just like to draw your attention to a couple of other shows we have happening right now on Gary and Bonnie’s sex cam. We have our daily matinee: Gary Gets a Hand Job. This delightful solo piece has been a standby for years, and if you’ve never seen it, well, you need to. If you’ve seen it before, log on and see it again. It’s right at 12:30, conveniently timed for your lunch break—and Gary doesn’t take long, so the boss won’t even notice your door is shut.

I’m also excited to announce that the Craigslist posting worked out, and in April, Gary and Bonnie will debut their very first threesome. That’s right, folks, Lindsay will be joining Gary and Bonnie right here on the sex cam, and just wait ’til you see the crazy situations these three get themselves in!

Finally, I should mention our education programs. Next Thursday at 10 PM, Gary and Bonnie will be presenting their one-hour webinar “Anal” Doesn’t Have to Rhyme With “Painful.” Then, this summer, Bonnie will be presenting a weeklong web camp for young girls who are just about to be visited by the Breast Fairy. There are a lot of things those kids need to know, and moms, you can spare yourself the awkward conversation by trusting the sex ed to a professional—and if you’ve been here before, you know that Bonnie is most definitely a professional!

I’d like to once again thank you all for coming and remind you to fill out the feedback form after the show so that Gary and Bonnie know what you liked best. Now, with no further adieu, please enjoy Reverse Cowgirl.

– Jay Gabler