10 Inanimate Objects that Could Play Christian Grey
– A Swiffer Wet Jet wearing a condom
-A pair of white Hanes wrapped around a pair of Spanx
-A pair of color contacts taped onto a Moleskine
-A Yak-Bak with the phrase “Quit biting your lip. You know what that does to me,” programmed into every button
-A monogrammed towel that high-end tea bags randomly fall out of
-A platinum credit card surrounded by a cloud of mysterious smoke
-A cucumber wearing loose-fitting khakis
-A Pantone ‘shade of grey’ that is made into various craft objects suiting different parts of the plot (free MacBook, riding crop, etc.)
-A fingerboard sporting around a business card for a psychoanalyst
-A sheet of Nair
–Becky Lang votes for Captain America … er Chris Evans