Signs Your Woman Wants to Be Proposed to with a Pizza Hut “Tie the Knot Dinner Box”
-She’s the kinda chick who tries really hard to remind everyone she’s just like Liz Lemon all the time by talking about how gross she is with food.
-She hasn’t given many hints about what she wants in a proposal, but she has said it, “Doesn’t necessarily need to include stuffed crust.”
-You have already discussed a honeymoon that involves Super 8’s, Buffalo Wild Wings and peeing at waterparks.
-Her dad is vehemently against you marrying her and you are both turned on by going against his will. Also, he really hates Pizza Hut.
-Your lady is coming down from being rejected on The Bachelor and you want to help her feel “back in the spotlight,” “marriageable” and “sandwiched by fast food ” once again.
-You had enough foresight to say “I love you” for the first time over a personal pan pizza, and she says she thinks of you every time she eats one.
-She says she wants her ring to come in a special box, one that preserves heat even while transporting things via car over the course of several blocks.
-When she talks about marriage she always puts “quotes” around the word and seems like she only wants to do it ironically.