Other Things That Have Been Resurrected
Leg warmers
Mickey Rourke’s career
Bret Michaels’ access to non-stop poon
Vinyl
Chucks
Cultural adoration for the hot dog
Beekeeping
Flannel
Rob Lowe’s career
The movies Hairspray, Rent, Scream and The Karate Kid
Madonna’s triceps
90210
Hugh Hefner’s libido
T-shirts featuring animals in front of aurora borealis lights
The name of the guy who invented Napster
Knitting
Every episode of Law and Order
Punky Brewster as the straight-haired friend of Sabrina the Teenage Witch
The McRib