What I Imagine Certain Celebrities Might Smell Like
You see celebrities, you hear celebrities, but you never get to know what they smell like. (Only groupies get to know what they taste like.) Here’s what I imagine certain celebrities might smell like.
Rachel Zoe
Cinnamon gum, tanning beds, freezer burn
Tyra Banks
Bubble Yum, instant cocoa, the blood of a younger woman
Charlie Sheen
Cool Water, chewing tobacco, antifreeze
Snooki
Peanut butter, margarita salt, man sweat
Rebecca Black
Licorice, Cheerios, Victoria’s Secret Lovespell
Bono
Second-hand smoke, cologne rubbed off a magazine sample
Gwenyth Paltrow
Peppermint patties, wheat grass, horse shampoo
Fiddy
Jacuzzi water, woman sweat
Russell Brand
Katie Perry’s linen spray, beef jerky, mercury