This video explains the nuclear crisis to kids by telling them about how “Nuclear Boy” keeps passing gas, and they are worried that he is going to poo. But unlike most living creatures, if he poos, serious shit is going to go down, so it is imperative that they keep him constipated FOREVER by shoveling boron into his system. Other kids have pooed and their poo seriously fucked some shit up, and not even a massive diaper could contain it. Even the farts left villages upset for a whole week.

If I were a little kid watching this, I would be so confused, and I would just get the impression that I better not poop or fart for as long as I can. Talk about adding to an already traumatic situation!

–Becky Lang (via The Hairpin)