Better Names for Starbucks' New 30-Ounce Size
Starbucks’ new size, the Trenta, is 16 ml larger than the average stomach. Clearly the demographic for this giant bucket of coffee and sugar slurm is not the same demographic that finds the Italian ounce names just so titterable. Here are some name suggestions that might better suit this gargantuan option.
The Pants Pisser
The Dehydrator
The Growth Stunter
Librarian’s Flask Hider
Glutton’s Delite
20-Hour Energy
Lukewarmifier
Cupholder’s Revenge
Big Gulp PRO
Pot’n’a’Cup
Meningitis Hot Spot
–Becky Lang, like the rest of the population, has worked at Starbucks