The Tangential Gets Tussed Up and Live Tweets ‘The Little Mermaid’
Last night, celebrity Har Mar Superstar took acid and went to a screening of Justin Bieber’s movie–in 3D. He live tweeted the event for all to read, with the hashtag #AcidBieber3D. This morning, we at The Tangential felt inspired, and decided to drink several bottles of Robitussin and live-tweet our way through a screening of “The Little Mermaid.” What a trip! We’ve posted some of our most thought-altering tweets.
We all know Ariel is DTF #TussedUpLilMermaid
How the fuck does Ariel maintain such a perfect combover underwater? #TussedUpLilMermaid
King Triton has nipples that could make a seahorse go neigh. #TussedUpLilMermaid
That bitch Flounder be looking like crazy good sushi. #TussedUpLilMermaid
Ursula shoots ink lol. #TussedUpLilMermaid
I have a strangulation fetish #heyursula #TussedUpLilMermaid
Part of her world/poon lol #TussedUpLilMermaid
Mermaids pee where they drink #TussedUpLilMermaid
I liked her better before she got legs. #TussedUpLilMermaid
Dude this popcorn tastes like wild cherry wait thats the tussin tee hee #TussedUpLilMermaid
Dude they keep telling me to go under the sea. What does that mean, what should I do, omfg geeking out. #TussedUpLilMermaid
I got no thingamabobs ;( #TussedUpLilMermaid
Oh wait now I got some thingamabobs #swag #based #TussedUpLilMermaid
Is Ariel a down-ass bitch or a five-star bitch? #TussedUpLilMermaid
ZOMG DON’T MARRY VANESSA SHE IS URSULA IN DISGUISE #foreshadowing #TussedUpLilMermaid
Lol flotsam lololol #TussedUpLilMermaid
LIL M THE BASED GOD #TussedUpLilMermaid