All Cricket Lunchable! Cricket ham, cricket crackers, cricket cheese and a cricket toy made out of crickets.
The ~Retro~ Lunchable: A s..
-I have a full Gale-force boner
-Gale… more like… Waaaale you go out with me?
-Don’t want that Peeta up in my hummus.
Being more than a flyover state
New foods at the Minnesota State Fair
Condo construction in Di..
My other iPad is huge I promise.
Please fill the void.
Here lies print.
Come at me, Kindle.
Dick may be larger than i..
Pope Cumberbatch VIII
Pope John Paul Collective
Pope Austin SXSW
Pope Warby Parker I
Give Jesus an outline tattoo of Nazareth on his forearm.
Tell kids that the Jesus lets them experience the holy spirt in “retina di..
“Hidden tracks” after ten minutes of silence at the end of albums
Dial-up Internet, and the sound it made
Vice President Dan Qua..
Melbourne hipsters become a thing
Lena Dunham and Azealia Banks have brief affair; it doesn’t end well
Pee-Wee Herman’s short-lived comeback
Oxford English Dictionary naming “GIF” word of..
DJ Annotated Syllabi
DJ Cunttural Hellativism
DJ State Loan
DJ Dean Impresser
DJ Peer-Reviewed Study
DJ Knowledge Piñata
-Burger King wants you to do masturbation your way
-Annie’s Pretzels takes a stance against the stereotype that flexible people are..
“Drill, baby, drill!”
“You can maintain my facilities any time!”
“I think you’ve got a kink in your hose.”
“Oh, let me get th..