1. The soundtrack will be the original John Williams music as covered by Ryan Adams
2. Emoji subtitles
3. The dark side will be bree..
Experiencing erectile dysfunction due to mid-life malaise.
Watching Albus Severus’s Quidditch game and muttering “I would have caught t..
-I have a full Gale-force boner
-Gale… more like… Waaaale you go out with me?
-Don’t want that Peeta up in my hummus.
Walk-in freezer winter obstacle course. Hate your life during 45 minutes of fun and adventure!
Invasive carp tacos.
Being more than a flyover state
New foods at the Minnesota State Fair
Condo construction in Di..
However useless I would be in the event of plagues, natural disasters and the like, I am your best friend when it comes to social phenomen..
No mystery behind teen apocalypse phenom: Your feelings are literally the center of the world & u get hot bf. SOLD.
Gasp! It’s Rose! Wh..
A video montage, set to music by Sarah McLachlan, of all the cushions, legs, and stuffed animals his pro-neutering advocacy saved from..
My other iPad is huge I promise.
Please fill the void.
Here lies print.
Come at me, Kindle.
Dick may be larger than i..
It’s hard to think of another time I’ve been so relieved walking out of a movie theater. Book-to-movie adaptations are hard, and a ser..
In my young life I have seen and felt both the power of the Internet and that of hormonal teenagers. I have been those hormones. I hav..
Parents who are both of the same race
Eyebrows that haven’t be..