1. Harbor irrational fear
While America marveled at the gravity-defying finesse of the parkour craze, I foresaw bone breaking agai..
Google Skin: This data-encrypted silicon is applied directly to the body, much like sunscreen. The silicon dries on contact and acts a..
My dad and I are both big movie and TV lovers, and often discuss the stock Evil Psychiatrist character who seems to show up more and m..
Because We Can—The Tour is the upcoming fifteenth concert tour by American rock band Bon Jovi. (Wikipedia)
Tom Cruise stars as an e..
Comment: “Wake up, sleepy! You look tired today! You feeling alright?”
Response in Words: “Oh, I’m fine…just need some coffee.” (we..
Stop using a “valley girl” voice when imitating my generation. Example: “Like, whatever! Everyone knows what the Internet is, duh!” This..
Run a marathon
In my experience, marathon runners are a lot like Wisconsinites; they’re incredibly cool and fun, or they’re braggin..
“It amuses me to see how addicted your generation is to those toys.”
– Co-worker referencing the Blackberry in my hand as she glides ..
As an English major in college, I was asked countless times if I was interested in teaching as a career. I said I considered teaching at..
If you’re not surprised…
Upon finding the letter in your apartment mailbox, inspect it as you would a flyer you just picked up off ..
1. Magic Socks
According to a promotional Magic Socks blog (it’s real), this product line offers:
“A magical collection of socks t..
- Once, while traveling by plane, I tried to recall how many times I’ve flown in my life. My family likes to travel. It’s a good thing ..