Things I’ve Learned As A Serial Cereal Monogamist
A couple weeks ago, Becky wrote a post about being a serial monogamist. I realized I have a similar problem: I have long-term relation..
Please Shut Up About Kissing in the Rain
Who decided kissing in the rain was the only way to convey a sense of desperate passion? (Because I convey this quite well in any weat..
Things My Peephole Has Potentially Saved Me From
Santa. A few days ago I stepped outside my door to find a Santa Suit arranged perfectly on the ground, like Santa had simply disintegrat..
On Teaching My First Day of High School
My first day of school, I pulled into a crowded parking lot of Range Rovers and Audis. “Crap,” I thought. “They all drive better cars ..
Things I Really Wanted to Say to Zac Hanson
I interviewed my childhood crush Zac Hanson (of Hanson) yesterday for the TC Daily Planet. I really wanted to say:
“I used to prete..
I’m Sorry, I Thought You Meant the Other Kind of Camping
I just got your e-mail with the camping details, and I’m sorry, but I’m not sure this is going to work. I know I was really..
How to Make Me Cry
Get a marching band. There’s something about a marching band that gets me every time. If the marching band is for something I did, I l..
My Love Confession to Jim Carrey
This letter is for Jim Carrey because I can’t record a video without laughing.
Jim. I just wanted you to know that I think you’re a..
SoundTown vs. Pitchfork: A Midwest Music Festival Throwdown
The Feel
When I first walked into SoundTown, I was met with a lot of space–a ton of wide-open, green space. I was overwhelmed by the..
My Brief, Tumultuous Past With Vodka
I’m not going to pretend like Vodka hasn’t been around the block; he’s a tramp, but the more I hate him, the more I love him. I hate t..
I Want To Write A Rom-Com Starring Angelina Jolie
I love you, Angie, which is why I need to do this for you. I’m sorry. It’s for the best, really.
You’re gorgeous, baby, but you loo..
What Your School Supplies Say About You
Lisa Frank Backpack, Trapper-keeper, Folders, Notebooks, Pencil Box, Pencils, Sharpeners, Erasers, etc.
The Lisa Frank collection app..