Heidi Thomasoni, Author at The Tangential

I never associated the song “Wannabe” with anything more than a poorly choreographed dance performance in my living room until I decid..

“I need your opinion on some outfits,” Lacy said.

She sounded out of breath.

“I’m biking to your place with all my stuff.”

La..

Never ask to read what they’re writing. If they want you to read it, they’ll offer or post it online. A title and some bullet-points a..

Apparently, as a child I spent my afternoons dumping out all my books before reading them and falling asleep in the pile. Pretty. Damn..

Why did that paper need to know if I’m pregnant?
Could I be pregnant?
No.
Will this kill the baby if I am?
Crap.

Will I regret ..

Find friends with money. I’ve got one of these, and if I’ve done something particularly amazing or nice, he’ll pay for my drinks. If h..

Hello, Miss.

As you may have noticed, I am gone. I have left you with my most treasured belonging—my igloo house. Do not panic; I c..

Dress the part. I’m 87% certain sequins are required for a nightclub. If possible, make sure your skirt is insanely short, so you have..

Why She Never Locks Her Window. Clarissa, it doesn’t matter if you’re living in a suburb in Ohio; there are creepers everywhere. ..

12:00 PM. Stop for a bloody mary and b..

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