I Only Remember Historical Events if there was a Hollywood Blockbuster About Them
I received good grades in high school, but I have no idea how I made it through American and World History. At some point, I must have..
Modern Versions of Childhood Board Games
Snakes and Ladders
Original Lesson: Watch where you step or you might slip on a snake. This game became popular as “Chutes and Ladd..
Signs Your Hamster has an Eating Disorder
Loves exercising…during the day.
Eats the entire dish of food…and then spits it all out and hides it underneath the exercise wh..
Worst Pop Song Lyrics of 2011
This was another year of horrible (yet addicting) pop music. Perhaps you were inspired by one of several ballads meant to boost your s..
What Happens to Me at Gay Bars
I feel comfortable. As soon as I walk in, and the doorman says, “Hi, Honey! $5,” I know I’ve come to the right place. Even though he s..
Biology and Romance: Let’s Be Realistic
To understand romance, I think we first need to take a look at animal courtship. This may come as a surprise to you, but humans are an..
My Car is an Exclusive Concert Venue
My car is a concert venue in which I put on frequent performances. My car has roughly 20 speakers, so it’s a very authentic experience..
Fashion: An Elective for Teachers
Teachers of the world: what the hell are you wearing? I’ve spent the past 12 weeks teaching high school, and I can honestly say school..
Things Unfunny People Say to be Funny
“You’d think . I guess that is just too much to ask.”
Examples:
“You’d think everyone knows simple algebra. I guess that is just t..
Do Not Trick-or-Treat At My Door Unless You Are Seeking Disappointment
I had heard about these other houses as “the one that gives out king-size candy bars” or “the one that gives out dollar bills.” Frankl..
Confessions of a Skater Girl
Confession #1: I did it for the boys.
My neighbor, whom I knew since we were in elementary school, grew up to be a hunky chunk of s..
Fool-proof Ways to Survive a Haunted House
Close your eyes. If you can’t see it, it can’t scare you, right? Make sure you’ve already established the group leader, and grip onto ..