Becky Lang
TagWedding Vows Updated for Various Groups
Millennials: I, , take you, , to be my #mancrushmonday/wifey, to Snapchat and to swipe right on, from this day forward, for better, for wo..
An Update on Daytime TV for All You 9-5-ers
A few months ago, I decided to go freelance. Not trying to be all “I QUIT MY DAY JOB TO BE AN ARTISTE, BUT IT’S ACTUALLY WAY HARDER TH..
Ideas for Celebrating Women During Modern Financial Transactions
Yay! Apparently, they are going to put a woman on the $20 bill sometime in the next 15 years. Girl. Power. Just kidding. By then almost n..
20 Things You Never Knew About Cats
-A cat is actually a bunch of smaller cats working together to look like one cat.
-Cats will shut down if you touch them in a certain s..
8 Things that Might Happen in the New Star Wars
1. The soundtrack will be the original John Williams music as covered by Ryan Adams
2. Emoji subtitles
3. The dark side will be bree..
A Eulogy for America’s Next Top Model
The fierce and sometimes bootyful reality television series America’s Next Top model was pronounced dead today via a tweet by its creator ..
If Haruki Murakami Were Editor-in-Chief of Playboy
Table of Contents
1. Letter From the Editor: It Occurred to Me at a Baseball Game that I Could Edit Playboy
2. Girls of the Month: 5..
Mr. Robot – A Good Show or a Great Show?
You’re going to hear a lot of big names when you first hear about USA’s first-ever golden-era show, Mr. Robot. Kubrick. Fight Club. Ch..
Lesser-Known Wedding Traditions
1. The Candlelit Sister Kiss
2. Bridal and Groomal Belly Bump
3. The Yellers Yell of Eternal Flaggelation
4. The Dance of Mr. Fun..
18 Things Sarah Michelle Gellar Would Be Doing on Instagram if I Were in Charge of Her Social Media/ Life
1. Spinning hook kick slow-mos.
2. Slowly falling in love with off-limits men while putting on a tough exterior.
3. Looking pissed off a..
An Out-of-Touch Person’s Observations at the Vans Warped Tour
I went to the Vans Warped Tour today to hang out with my boyfriend, whose band Koo Koo Kanga Roo has been along for the whole ride. I’ve n..
7 Future Makeup Trends
Baby Dolling. Replacing your eyes with fake eyes that are controlled by a switch on the back of your head.
Browstrology. Shaving off yo..