Dunstan McGill, Author at The Tangential

If you live outside (way, way outside) the city like I do, you’re forced to get your social thirsts quenched in out-of-the-way Bates’ styl..

By a noticeable majority, the women I’ve bedded have been big in the bust.

This isn’t me bragging.

Nor is it necessarily preference…

I’m not really into the whole corporate, commodification of love thing: You’re working for a state-funded liberal arts college in rural Am..

I know what you’re thinking.

Why didn’t you delete that bastard, Dunstan?

And, well, you see, it’s complicated.

Ok, yes, Santorum..

If You Want to Make Clichéd, Vast Generalizations About American Exceptionalism-on-the-Rebound, Please, Use Detroit. In the last few y..

• There is a thing called a “skylight” bra, and it has a pleasant effect on the cleavage of dance team members.

• Too many sit-ups ..

I’ve heard this lately: you use too big of words after 7 p.m. Or, you’re too “fancy” in your tastes. The charge is made as if I’m some eff..

Boss: Outdoor hot tub. Midnight, Black Friday, 2006.

Bummer: Parking lot of a Perkins. Mid-afternoon, Black Friday, 2007.

Boss: Back..

Your opener involves “shoot for the moon/land stars” or “smell the roses”

You probably drive a black SUV, rarely stop by scenic overloo..

-You have just driven 6 hours roundtrip to be told by this broad that she “doesn’t feel comfortable physically with you.” You can:

a) T..