“You mean you don’t have your iPhone password protected?” My friend asked me.
“Um…well, you see…”
“They will steal that shit u..
Sometime in 2005: Flying down Interstate 35 trying to make it to an internship interview on time, I forgo a quick bathroom stop and li..
In hindsight, beating someone up on the playground because he was a “know-it-all” seems like a justifiable act.
I vividly recall ha..
Our editor Jay Gabler has recently been liking my Spotify account more than usual—a nod on my Mannheim Steamroller, a witty comment ab..
You may not know this, but that new Muppets movie is liberal brainwashing of children. No, the HIV-positive, starving or “Ralph Nader”..
8. Cupid or Custer or Some Shit Like That: You know who I’m talking about. The one between Comet and Donner in the song. Is it Cupid? ..
(For full effect, sing to the popular tune of that yuletide numerology hit)
Day 1: On the first day of Depression, my true love gav..
Actually I was just hoping you guys would pick u..