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Hyper-Active Child Live-Tweets Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
I WILL BE YOUR NEIGHBOR I WILL I WILL X10000 #butwheredoulive? Same outfit as yesterday @MistaR I want to touch the sides of your shoes. #tactilelearner @MistaR Puttin on the shoes. Unlace. Unbutton. Closet. Hanger. Zip up. Lace up. #icanfeelmymotorskillsdeveloping GOTZ A PACKAGE @MistaMcFeely #speedydelivery Oh. Just an envelope with the number 8 inside. Learned…
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2012: The Year The Illusion of Post-Racism Died
I’m not going to pretend to know exactly what post-racism is. I think it’s the idea that white people don’t want to feel bad about slavery anymore, and we’ve decided that everything’s even now, even though there is clearly a huge racial disparity problem. Or maybe it’s something white people made up so that we…
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My Parents Were Married 38 Years Ago, Had Me 36 Years Ago, and Broke Up Last Month
“I had lunch with your brother today, and I met with your sisters tonight,” Dad said as he drove me home from the airport last month. He paused for a long time, steering with one hand and holding his cigarette with the other. Then he said something that came out like a question. “I’m divorcing…
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A Guide to Throwing the Most Heretical Good Friday Party on Your Block
Step one. Buy a pack of “Hello, My Name Is … ” stickers for you and your friends. Assign everyone to be their favorite Good Friday character: Jesus, Peter, Mary, Herod, Barabus, Pilate, and don’t forget Judas! 10 lent points if you dress the part. Once you’ve all picked your persona of the day, hit…
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Where You Shoulda Put a Ring
You shoulda put a ring ON it if: – it was a neatly arranged napkin you wanted to keep that way – you wanted to give it more “tingle” – you wanted it to rule them all, find them, bring them all, and in the darkness bind them – you liked it You shoulda put a…
