I WILL BE YOUR NEIGHBOR I WILL I WILL X10000 #butwheredoulive?

Same outfit as yesterday @MistaR I want to touch the sides of your shoes. #tactilelearner

@MistaR Puttin on the shoes. Unlace. Unbutton. Closet. Hanger. Zip up. Lace up. #icanfeelmymotorskillsdeveloping

GOTZ A PACKAGE @MistaMcFeely #speedydelivery

Oh. Just an envelope with the number 8 inside. Learned that LAST YEAR dude.

Nyone have this soundtrak?! Lovin the jazzy piano. #erudite #idontknowwhatthatwordmeansyet

GET TO THE KINGDOM ROGERS. NO ONE CARES ABOUT HOW SOME FARMER IN NEW JERSEY MILKS HIS COWZ. #neighborhoodofmakebelieve

#fishfeed zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

@mom WHERE’S THE PUDDING CUPS?!

SAVE IT TOOTZ RT @mom In the fridge behind the strawberries. Why not try the strawberries today, honey?

I wanna ride but im too BIG @Trolley TOOT TOOT. #LOLZ.

Is King Friday a benevolent dictator? #liberalbrainwashingPBS

#PrinceTuesday is babish.

@mom SAMMY IS LICKING MY FACE AGAIN

@LadyElaine’s nose is same color as drunk uncle Pete’s

I want a bird. Tina has a bird. I want Tina’s mom to be my mom. RT@mom Maybe Sammy just wants to be pet? I’ll take him for a walk in a minute

I feel like @henriettapussycat never gets enough face time. Is her contract up at end of season?

I WANNA GO INSIDE THE CASTLE @QueenSaturday

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RT@mom Sounds like someone needs a map, huh mister?

H8 leavin kingdom of make believe. Cuz I know that stupid show with the talking train heads is on next. #contentvacuum

I could watch scissors cutting colored craft paper ALL DAY #gettinsleepy

WHERE’S MY NAP MAT @mom

See u tmr @MistaR love u.

~Dunstan McGill