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10 Reasons Why One Direction is the Next Backstreet Boys, But Way Better
1. They’re all the same height and size, making them feel like a pack of Crayola Diversity Crayons, or a Bonne Bell Lip Smackers First Kiss kit. 2. They don’t have the word “Backstreet” in their name, via not pretending to be from the “backstreets” but instead the backroom of Hot Topic, neatly folding jeans,…
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Enough With the Children’s Choirs Already!
In John Gardner’s seminal how-to-guide On Becoming a Novelist (a professor once told me all books about writing books suck….except for this one), he addresses that nasty habit of writers and other general creative types hating on each other’s work. This is okay, even cool, Gardner says. Just means you have standards. Naturally, this was…
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The Toys I Can’t Let Go
I’m writing this on Easter, remembering how when I was a kid, the holidays were fundamentally about toys: new toys that would come in Easter baskets or birthday presents or under the Christmas tree. The farther I get into adulthood, the stranger it is to remember just how intensely invested I was in those little…
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Hyper-Active Child Live-Tweets Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
I WILL BE YOUR NEIGHBOR I WILL I WILL X10000 #butwheredoulive? Same outfit as yesterday @MistaR I want to touch the sides of your shoes. #tactilelearner @MistaR Puttin on the shoes. Unlace. Unbutton. Closet. Hanger. Zip up. Lace up. #icanfeelmymotorskillsdeveloping GOTZ A PACKAGE @MistaMcFeely #speedydelivery Oh. Just an envelope with the number 8 inside. Learned…
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2012: The Year The Illusion of Post-Racism Died
I’m not going to pretend to know exactly what post-racism is. I think it’s the idea that white people don’t want to feel bad about slavery anymore, and we’ve decided that everything’s even now, even though there is clearly a huge racial disparity problem. Or maybe it’s something white people made up so that we…
