Why Sarcasm is For Losers
When I was an angsty youngster, mad at the world for making me black and smarter than everyone else, I had one consistent solace in my..
Eight Really Bad Things I’ve Done, and the Paybacks I Got in Return
Offense: In kindergarten, I climbed up a slide with a big rock and dropped it on another kid’s head. His head split open and there was..
On Being Mulatto
Being biracial is way less of a drag than people assume it will be. Apparently when my white mom was planning to mate with my black d..
How to Be Way Too High in the Airport
Oopsies. Looks like that chocolate you just ate out of your brother’s fridge was laced with weed. Your flight is in 1.5 hours. Congr..
Black People: A Guide for Whitey
Black people do not love sleeping over at your house. The amount of loot American black people (especially girls) spend on hair product..
Why Snooki Deserves More $ Than Toni Morrison
If you follow the Twitters or other illustrious publications like PerezHilton, you likely know by now that Snooki was recently paid $3..
What Your Cigarette Brand Says About You and How You Want to Die
You’re not afraid of dying and/or you are a member of People More Prone to Get AIDS (gay/black/ultra-promiscuous).
How you ..
A Guide to Quitting Smoking
You have to quit smoking at some point. Not today maybe, but definitely before you turn 30. Smoking is totally cool during your teens ..