Dunstan McGill, Author at The Tangential

-Rashes or burn marks on your chest when you leave your phone/laptop to free up a hand for a little passion dining “table of one” down..

No crunk, except for late-stage Kanye: While lots of girls gain exterior street cred by screen-saving their Spotify playlist when it p..

…Then I barfed.

Rollerskating really hurts

Ride my Cadillac!

That’s your girlfriend?

Forget. We. Fucked.

Investigate ..

It’s supposed to appeal to those dudes who turn to Big Buck Hunter II when bar conversation veers away from Stuart Scott. In other words, ..

Dear Bros,

A few days ago you moved in, and I gotta say I’m impressed. Yes, I’ve been watching you. Yep, from the second story wind..

You arrive just in time to see EMTs rush into the fancy downtown hotel you’re staying at this Saturday night. The men of the wedding party..

I don’t really have a move. Once in high school, in the back of a car, I turned to my friend and point-blank asked her, “Well…so should we..

Hey, sweet! My Grandpa Carson just did the unthinkable! After 82 years of his wretched existence sullying this planet, he finally clea..

July 1992, Traveling Children’s Theater Production of Cinderella, Palace Guard (Stage Right), 7 years old: I really had disagreements with..

Tip #1: Remind yourself what Rousseau said about humans being noble savages. Then remind yourself he’s wrong, and actually Dr. Dre was..

Thursday, 5 p.m. Send tentative text message, painstakingly loose and breezy, so you hide the hours during work you crafted it, Hey! You w..

We all have those memories. Sitting in the bathtub. Staring at your brother’s penis. Trying to focus on building your bubble-bath mustache..