Half-Completed, Work-in-Progress Stories I’m Thinking About Submitting to Narrative’s 6-Word Story Series

…Then I barfed.

Rollerskating really hurts

Ride my Cadillac!

That’s your girlfriend?

Forget. We. Fucked.

Investigate my PEACEPIPE;

Clean up, Placenta!

“I’m sorry, goonfuck,”

Shinyred buttonteeth forchomping.

War is hilARIOUS

.broke mind Tom’s

Racist airplanes attack,

—Oh, the carousel

I’m your Post-Doc.

Freddie Phelps’ presents….

EAT YOUR SURREAL.

~Dunstan McGill