An Open Apology to Peanut Butter
Dear Peanut Butter,
I’m sorry that I did not consciously realize until recently that you are actually made out of peanuts. Like by ..
Things Your Cat Did to Me While You Were Asleep
DJ BAIT: Chrissy Murderbot on Misogyny, Booties, and “Fuck Dancing”
On Sunday afternoon at Pitchfork Becky and I spent some time hanging out with up-and-coming Chicago-based DJ Chrissy Murderbot. Incide..
Everything I Know About Harry Potter
I have never seen or watched a Harry Potter. Whoa, whoa, whoa…. refrain from throwing the nearest unanchored object at the computer…
How To Be Used
I’m going to level with you. It feels pretty great at first. Why? Because you wouldn’t set yourself up to be used if you didn’t get so..
An Open Letter to Kylie Cinnamon Snow
I’ve only known of you a month but I feel like we’ve been through so much together. That said, I feel like our relationship..
Food Boner: MeatTruck.com
After the raging success of the inagural Art Boner post highlighting local artist Ben Lansky’s work, we decided to branch out into..
Where Popular Indie Bands Got Their Names
It is a little known fact that Thom Yorke was actually the equally-attractive half brother of David Beckham before a freak ..
Top Baby Names for Hipster Children
Are you a super relevant hipster hottie? Are you in a relationship with another super relevant hipster hottie? Do you beieve that birt..
An Imagined Conversation Between Beyonce and Diplo
The internet is ablaze with rumors that Diplo will be working alongside Beyonce on the singer’s upcoming 4th studio album. Sources say t..
Myers-Briggs Dating Field Guide
Why you want one:They’ll sit inside and read Dostoevsky with you on a rainy day, they’re good curators of interests and they’ll f..
How to Convince People You're Not Interesting
1. Guys, exclusively wear t-shirts from your alma mater. Only deviate for first dates when you wear a red or blue ill-fitting polo shirt…