Jen Wasserman, Author at The Tangential

Don’t get me wrong. I like the good stuff. My new favorite new band is Dirty Beaches, and that’s about the lowest fidelity you can get..

I saw my sixth-grade music teacher touch his own butt.

I was walking down the hallway and glanced into his room. He was standing in front..

I intend to turn your son into one of my more serious television companions. I’m sure you’re suspicious of the whole “Yeah, we’re just..

Crikey. I’ve always argued for the woman’s right to chose, but now that I might be “the woman” and I do have the right to choose, I fe..

Level 0: Thirsty

My throat is dry. Shot, please.

Level 1: Drinky

At this point, I’m beginning to believe that replacing the w..

He could choke me so easily right now.

Oh my god, there’s a penis in my mouth. The last thing in my mouth was a chicken quesadilla…