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What It’s Like to Work for a Company in Sweden
1. We are ruled by the seasons The first warm day of spring, I noticed a marked change in my coworkers. The somber Swedes of the winter had transformed into frolicking nymphs already making plans for Midsommar. The kitchen was filled with laughter and play-wrestling and slightly fewer people wore their black jeans. Now we’re…
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A Eulogy for America’s Next Top Model
The fierce and sometimes bootyful reality television series America’s Next Top model was pronounced dead today via a tweet by its creator Tyra Banks. The leading cause of death is thought to be Banks’ new makeup line, Tyra Beauty, which looks to be a modern spin on Mary Kay makeup with tangibly higher levels of “Boom Boom Boom.” Other possible causes of…
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If Haruki Murakami Were Editor-in-Chief of Playboy
Table of Contents 1. Letter From the Editor: It Occurred to Me at a Baseball Game that I Could Edit Playboy 2. Girls of the Month: 5 Girls with Particularly Cute Ears 3. Which of America’s Sexiest Women Can Unpeel and Eat an Orange in an Uncanny Way? 4. Advice of the Month: When the Complicated Girl’s Boyfriend…
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Should Civil War Battlefields Be Preserved?
The first time I ever got on an airplane, it was to fly across the country and see Civil War battlefields. The second time, same thing. This was the early ’90s, when I was a teenager and Ken Burns’s PBS series had just become the decade’s most unexpected must-see TV. My dad and my uncle grew up as Civil…
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The Bakken is the Halloweeniest of all museums
I knew I was making a mistake by waiting all these years to make my first trip to the Bakken Museum. “It’s awesome!” said everyone. “I know!” said I. “It’s on my bucket list!” Yet, I never made a point of going. What a fool I’ve been. One thing I did right, at least: I chose…
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Better Names for Generation Z
Amandla’s Army Generation Phablet More-lennials Generation AEIOU and sometimes Y Generation Zed* The Soylent Generation #Generation Generation United FC Generation Payback, Bitches!!! The Aquafina Generation Generation Nostalgia Generation Rescue Dog Generation Gawker Hates Even More Than Millennials Generation Sext Generation Estrogen** Generation Buy a Pair, Give a Pair Generation Thinkpiece The Problematic Generation Generation Ursher***…