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Other Evil Things You Didn’t Know About the Girl Scouts
-Their leaders have them make “collages,” where they cut up magazines like Redbook and Playgirl and make visual representations of their plans to go to liberal arts college and study queer theory. We’re not sure what queer theory is, but we think it is a crash course in homesexual intercourse methods that produces unemployable graduates…
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To Walk a Mile in Santorum’s Shoes
I don’t think you understand how hard it can be, guys. Having a patriarchal monotheistic God, who only used to talk to illiterate nomadic desert peoples, yammering in your ear 24-7 is super tough! It’s always “Don’t use condoms! Your sperm is the cereal and your wife’s vagina is the bowl, and spilling cereal outside…
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Words Artists Are No Longer Allowed to Use In Their Show Titles
Light Dialogue Rediscovered Reflections Tapestry Movement Gesture Foundations Merging Encounter Visions Juxtaposition Deconstruction Exploration Collision – Jay Gabler, Becky Lang, Dunstan McGill, and Jason Zabel Photo by Wonderlane (Creative Commons) 0 likes
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A Guide to Life as a Cool Christian Bro
Jesus. The first thing for a cool Christian bro is Jesus, gotta be down with JC. He died for everyone and His doing so opened the way to heaven, which is going to be the best time ever. Dave Bazan, he’ll be there, playing his guitar. Mark Driscoll, he’ll be there, giving a sermon on…
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Gawkerizing Huffington Post Headlines
HuffPo: ESPN Crosses Line with Offensive Lin Headline Gawkerized: Surprise, Surprise, There’s a Racist Idiot at ESPN HuffPo: Is THIS What the iPad 3 Will Look Like? Gawkerized: Let’s Unintelligibly Speculate About the Next iPad HuffPo: Emma Watson: Journalists Asked Me If I Was a Lesbian Because of Haircut Gawkerized: What? We Thought Hermione Was…
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2012’s Most Dangerous Idea: If We Deny the Existence of Race and Class, They’ll Just Go Away
“I have a dream,” said Dr. King, “that that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.” For all the hard-earned and justly-celebrated progress America has made since the 1960s—including, most dramatically, the election of an African-American president—we’re…