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4 Things Both Parties Can Do to Cut Down on America’s Stupid Political Polarization
1. Stop using humiliating candid photos of politicians in your real, professional news stories. Covering a Hilary Clinton speech? Why not use a photo of her with her mouth half-open and her hair flying everywhere, to show that she is doing it while also … being a goon! Talking about George Dubya’s low popularity ratings?…
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Why Top Model Shouldn’t End
Ever since Tyra Banks fired the main Top Model judges (Nigel Barker, J. Alexander and Jay Manuel) people have been joking about the loud death rattle coming from the show. People figure it’s going to end in its 20th season, after producing such beloved models as … who? Few of them really made it to…
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QUIZ: Inspirational Ray Bradbury Quote, or Poetry by Jewel?
1. “You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.” 2. “I am trying to move mountains with words, but I am an ant.” 3. “A conglomerate heap of trash, that’s what I am. But it burns with a high flame.” 4. “Infatuation is a strange thing, a bony creature thin with feeding…
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How I Would Make Love to Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker
Put on a little light jazz, pop a few Diet Cokes in the ice bucket, remove all my clothing except a “Teach Me How to Bucky” T-shirt, and wait for him to enter the room. I’ve left an extra card key at the front desk of my Motel 6 outside Milwaukee. When he knocks on…

